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Human Centipede trailer

2009-10-03 13:30:31 by AngryKobold

I watched the trailer to the film "Human Centipede" and I felt horrofyingly ill. No horror movie has ever done this to me (let alone the trailer). I'm not sure if I culd ever work up the courage to watch this film. Not because it looks scary or crap, but because it seems to have done what no Horror movie has ever done. I think it looks phycologicaly terrorfying and very sickening. That is basically what a film of this genre is supposed to be like and no other film has been like this one. Don't get wrong the Saw films were gorey and full of suspense but it did not make me feel ill or sacred. Like I said, I probably am gonna sit this one out, so if anyone who has seen it could give me the jist of it I would be thankfull.

ps. I do not have a weak stomach, I have probably watched all the horror films that have came out for the past 10 years :P


NHS in the US

2009-09-30 13:39:37 by AngryKobold

Ok this is a thing what I don't get about most of you yanks. obama is proposing an national health service in your country and for some reason people are in an uproar about something so good. Certain people are making wild acusations that it will lead to euthaniesing old people. How the fuck they made that conection I have no idea. Now peeps from the US that are reading this, you's are probably saying "Who the fuck is this guy saying that it is good thing and he doesn't even live in the US" well I live in scotland where we have the NHS, and if it weren't for that wonderful programme alot of people (inclucing my family) would have run up alot of debt trying to get medical help. Now there is evidence of families in the US going destitute because of the high prices in medical care. I just don't get what the big deal is. Are some you worried about a decrease in quality of care, because the level of care is really good! please try and help me understand why some you's would not want an NHS. Why? you might because I'm a jobless layabout wanting to discuss something other than the fucking weather! and because I'm bored :P



EA have done something so wonderfull! in a previous news post I talked about Tim langdell- Trademark Troll and how he picks on the little guy. well turns out he picked on the wrong people, a company that will make him pay for his crimes and are tryin to make him give up his precious word "EDGE". i gotta say I thought this would never happen but it just go to show big fucking pricks always get there comeuppence!


blah

2009-09-29 10:14:11 by AngryKobold

dang i'm bored, just finished playin "the darkness" it's a pretty good game. Though the main guy is like way op, I mean, seriously youd think the guy would be happy with just sumoning little demented demons but noooooo! he has to have the ability to open up big motherfucking Black holes and have to magic guns that can obliterate people! I mean c'mon I'd just be happy with having the little demons doing my bidding. but anyway it is a good game and it has a fairly brilliant story. i recomend you go but it, you should be able to get it for like £7. Though the end is kinda gay, i won't spoil it for yous by tellin you it but you have been warned!



Holy shit I can't believe it. A while ago me and my friend John applied to got ordained over the net as a joke and well....you can call me revrend XD seriously how ridiculous is that we r like the most non believers of god on the planet and we got ordained. I guess I can start preaching to everyone through a megaphone on prince's street :P


TIM LANGDELL!!!

2009-09-06 15:25:35 by AngryKobold

Ok, not sure if anybody is aware of this guy but i'll still post it. This shmuck is known as Dr. Tim Langdell (PHD in child physcology which is pretty messed up. you'll know what I'm talkin about after reading this post) he started a small game company called EDGE GAMES back in 1970 or sumthin, making games for atari and other old consoles. Now since then he has made a mockery of the games industry by suing any game or gaming hardware which has EDGE in the title. this fucker has not brought out a game since the 1990's (probably realised how much he could make just by suing) and yet still is able to hold the copyright of EDGE. You's might of heard about Apple pulling the very popular game "Edge" from the apps store, that was because Tim the cock sucker said that it was a copy of one of his games (which he does not own the rights to) called Bobby Ballbearing. Now Mobigames the guys that made "Edge" had tried to settle this by saying to Tim that they would change the name to "Edgey". Pretty logical way of dealing with the problem everybody wins. Well not to Tim. as soon as he read this he went and fuckin copyrighted the name "Edgey".
The case is still on going, but Tim has a word to protect doesn't he /sarcasm :P
He recently tried to sue "Edge of Twilight" a pretty damn good looking game figure out why (psst the clue is in the name) but thankfully he either gave up or lost the case.

People of newgrounds I urge you to pray to the gods of gaming to have this man wiped from the face of the earth....sorry got a wee bit preachy there, but the message stands. he deserves a kick in the happy sack.

Anyway if you want too join the good fight please support this site:
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or if you want to read more of his hororible deeds read this awesome article:
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/the-
edge-of-reason?page=1

Thanks for reading :)

TIM LANGDELL!!!


DD are Dicks

2009-09-06 09:41:15 by AngryKobold

Someone please fucking kill the DD, they are fucking knob jockeys and deserve to get their asses kicked. and i swear to god if I get banned by one of them I will hunt them down and make them eat dirt and various other things that dwell on the ground!


Faglight

2009-09-03 16:44:41 by AngryKobold

this guy deserves a fucking punch to the throat. fuckin sparkly vampires!

Faglight


fuckin jobs

2009-09-03 12:32:06 by AngryKobold

been out of school a year and a bit now. the fucking credit crunch started right after i left and now everything has gone down hill. I've been aplying for jobs left ,right and centre and they either don't reply or say that they want people with experiance. How the fuck am i supposed to get get experiance when i can't get a job. oh well guess I'll go kill Gordon Brown now.